Why I have a dog instead of a goldfish:
A dog can remind me when it needs to be feed.

Why am I here?

Have you ever found your self standing in a room, or in front of an open door or drawer wondering why you were there? Scary, isn't it?

No more self torture!

That's it, I've had it, drastic times call for drastic measures! HGTV and any other home improvement channel or show are officially banned from this house.

Ha, Ha, Ha!!! You said UNDERWEAR!

She's so funny!

Yea, I know I'm the life of the party, but can you all stop laughing and get this off of me!

"You look Cute!"


I know "Cute" is supposed to be a compliment, but it sure doesn't have the same affect as "Wow! You look Drop Dead Gorgeous!"

Things Mom's Wish They Could Do

You can't imagine how much money I've made since I started charging for rides!

Happy Easter!!!

I have no idea why my husband got so excited when I asked him if he would like to see me in a bunny suit!

Sure, blondes have more fun, until it's time to get blonde again!

It's here!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm all for cloning if it allows me to be in two different places at the same time.

It never fails, whenever I "just run out for a sec" and look my worst, I run into someone I know. (And it is usually the same person every time and she always looks her best!)

Advice for teen daughter: Don't ask mom for a new sweatshirt after telling her old sweatshirts are still not put away because there is no room for them.

After much soul searching, I have decided that cartooning is not for me. Thinking up a brilliant cartoon everyday is time consuming and it is sapping me of my creative energy. SunnyK is going into early retirement. As for Kelly, well, I have decided to put my energy into other things. I have been offered a rewarding office position, and I can't wait to get back into a structured work environment. However, I am a flightly person, so please check back occasionally. I might surprise you.

APRIL FOOLS--GOTCHA!

Gotcha

"Hello!"
"Can you get the gas tank, an bring me a few gallons of gas?"
"Ah, yea, uh, give me a few minutes, I have to get dressed. Where are you?"
"Gotcha! April Fool's!"